(via http://www.flickr.com/groups/strobist/discuss/72157614174895918/ and […] )

• The girl looking into the mirror and the reflection is her dressed differently or whatever.
• Anyone screaming, though I have one of a 7 year old doing that in my stream.
• Pretty girl with a fur lined hood wrapping her face
• Multiple clones of oneself
• gas masks
• a naked female with m+m's, rose pedals, pebbles, or any other small pieces of whatever covering her crotch
• picture of a guy being lit by his computer
• hand bra
• any guns or ninjas, unless they really look legitimately like they should be holding a gun or is a ninja, ala Chase Jarvis' pics. Airchinapilot (Keith Loh) also just posted some nice gun pics from an actors gun training class.
• smoke streams
• anything splashing into a martini glass
• view of the dashboard of a car in focus with street lights streaking by through the windshield
• photographer taking a picture of himself/herself taking a picture of himself/herself in the mirror.
• photographer taking a picture of another photographer taking a picture of the first photographer
• when the two photographers from #14 create links between the pictures they each took so we can all see them taking pictures of each other from each perspective
• Self Portraits made by pointing the camera into a mirror using one of those special left handed limited edition DSLRs made by nokiN or nonaC.
• jumping
• dripping faucet
• heart bokeh
• subject sitting on a toilet, especially if it's an attractive girl (some photographers will go to any length to get a girl to get naked)
• popping water balloon
• the stupid myspace shot, that camera held up overhead shooting down on yourself angle. Oh! And it is always from a cameraphone.
• long exposures of spinning carnival rides
• girls wearing both a bathing suit AND high heels.
• A Single Leaf on Dirt, water, grass,stairs etc.
• “Pointing out cliches.”
• Underexposed sky with a female model, no contextual information for why she's there, and soft light coming in from camera right or left with an edge light from behind.
• levitation pictures
• Rings in books uk held by girls covered in m&m's shot in macro with flowers
• strangers walking by an “interesting” wall.
• Shots of Laser Mouse
• over processed wide angle overblow rim portraits
• “I rather fear there is a flickr group for every cliche on the list…”
• the “hunched shoulders” pose in fashion photos
• Blurry long exposure waterfalls
• Shots of peoples gear collection, or how much they can fit in a daypack.
• train tracks.
• B&W single light source nudes
• Building shots with super wide angles.
• White farm fences.
• Sub-atomic particle detector technicians, and anything with the Ogalthorpe look.
• Roasted window poultry
• picture frames. people holding picture frames. or stepping through picture frames..
• Bokeh highlights of point light sources especially cheap 5 bladers or even worse hearts
• Slow shutter night traffic tail lights
• Scientists with test tubes conical bottles and over gelled backgrounds
• Anyone holding a large spanner (except Bob)
• HDR sunsets
• macros of tap water / milk / coloured water drop splashes
• Backlit flowers as seen through a drop of (tap water) mist
• Scrap rusty iron
• Super-wide-angle shots of cars from a corner of the front bumper

Instagram Clichés → http://mashable.com/2012/08/31/cliche-instagram-photos/ )

“Every photo book needs the following: a dwarf, a naked lady, a dog, an umbrella and a horse.” –Charlie Kirk

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