==== distilled wisdom of Yogi Berra ====

A baseball yogi, of the 'yogi bear' variety.

=== yogiisms ===
  * "This is like deja vu all over again."
  * "You can observe a lot just by watching."
  * "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
  * "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
  * "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
  * "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
  * "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
  * "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
  * "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
  * "It gets late early out there." -- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.
  * "Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.
  * "I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
  * "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
  * "I made a wrong mistake."
  * "If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."
  * "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

=== meta ===
  * "I never said half the things I really said."
  * http://www.yorku.ca/paull/textes/yogiberra.html